If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
the government should tax single straight men
that fee when no gf
Ashley Tisdale | He Said She Said
That harpsichord in the beginning always slays me, never fails to blow my mind, she was so ahead of her time.
This was so scandalous when oiy came out
i still know all the words to this. a fuckin BOP if i ever heard one
here we are kids
it’s finally over
Drugs Under The Microscope
These are actually gorgeous
missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
just TRY to wear as many prints as I do
IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!
Always good to spread the warning.