aosii:

MY DASH DID THE THING OHMYGOD

aosii:

MY DASH DID THE THING OHMYGOD

sassy-satan666:

karmaplus:

Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do

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who don’t wanna be pretend-horse

excuse you

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

nomundson:

what if i went to SDCC as stan lee and photo bombed as many pictures as i could and yelled “cameo!”

"No, I’m an old whore, I’ll turn up to anything"

David Tennant [April 18, 1971]

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Electra Heart for the signs:

luirlar:

kissmyastrology:

Aries: Starring Role

Taurus: Radioactive

Gemini: Buy The Stars

Cancer: Fear and Loathing

Leo: Primadonna

Virgo: Teen idle

Libra: How To Be A Heartbreaker

Scorpio: Power & Control

Sagittarius: Homewrecker

Capricorn: Living Dead

Aquarius: Sex Yeah

Pisces: State of Dreaming

UMMM NO. I HAVE TO BE SEX YEAH. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Teen Idle? No. NOPE.

Well hon, maybe you have a shitton of Aquarius in your astrology chart as well as your only-known virgo :) You do have more than one sign, so if something doesn’t feel like it fits your sun sign, bear in mind that it may very well be due to other factors in your chart.

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet