bewbin:

pemsylvania:

I love our neighbours

but they seem so unbearable

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

I love our neighbours

but they seem so unbearable

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
(via fuckinq)

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

seifukucat:

i wear the maid outfit in this relationship

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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monroeville-sunsets:

ereriful:

guiltyhipster:

shinyeren:

shinyeren:

what team

SURVEY CORPS

GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME

MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.

GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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